Nursery Rhymes – what really happened.

Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
Little boy Blue I’m laying here stroking my pussy why the hell are you thinking about my garden! Now come here so I can blow your horn.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill went down upon Jack’s crown and he bent her over after.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet with her legs open wide.
Along came a Dom with a great big hardon and buried deep inside.

We willy winkie ran through the town, upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown.
Flashing in the letterbox and flashing through windows, for he hadn’t any undies under his nightclothes.

The owl and the pussy cat went to a munch, in a beautiful basque made for two.
They took some honey that was nice and runny and smeared it all over the shrew.

Pat a cake pat a cake kinky man, spank me a sub just as hard as you can.
Cover that ass till its all black and blue, then bend that sub over and give her a screw.

Here we go looby loo, here we go looby light.
Tied to the bed all day, and whipped till you whimper all night.

Hickory dickory dock, won’t you please mount my stiff cock.
Just pull your lips wide, and I’ll ease inside and then you can start to rock.

Mary was a Little Lamb, a baby girl through and through.
She liked to please Sir, by making him purr, and stroking him till he came too.

Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been?
You’re covered in juices and look at your hair.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, just what have you done.
Your back is all scratched and so is your bum.

Miss Polly had a Subby who was thick, thick, thick.
So she bent him and she thrashed him with her stick, stick, stick.
The subby he came quickly and went splatt,, splatt , splatt.
So she made him Lickey it up for being a brat, brat, brat.

OK, now it’s your turn

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